Friday, December 29, 2006



Holy Canolli!

My apartment is finally clean and I'm outta there. Yes! And I owe it all to the crazy-eyed bald guy on your left. There was some crazy dust that my fridge was putting off that coated just about everything in my house; I think soot from the fireplace helped too. Magic Eraser was the only thing that worked. I had to scrub cabinets, shelves, windows, walls, counters, everything three times.

1. Damp sponge to dust.

2. 409 cleaning to make the Magic Eraser last longer.

3. Magic Eraser.

4. Wipe off nastiness the ME got off with damp sponge.

I am totally exhausted and don't ever want to clean again. Unfortunately my brain is still in cleaning mode. I keep looking around and thinking to myself, "Magic Eraser would totally clean that up... make it look as good as new." I even attacked my sink today with a pumous stone to get rid of hard water stains. Argh.

As far as new news is concerned I have no job and for the first time ever I will file for unemployment. Yup, I'm really moving up in the world. Hopefully I'll find something soon.

Merry Christmas!

Hope everyone had a good one and made out like bandits. One day I hope to celebrate like Clark Griswold! The lights people, not the drama. Seems it always the other way around though, huh... Gotta love the holidays!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

The only thing I have decided to do this year is feast on champagne (selection chosen by the non-drinker bf... should be interesting) and chocolate dipped strawberries sprinkled with crushed pistachios and - get this - injected with Grand Marnier. Had it for dessert on Xmas Eve and just about died. The waiter asked if we had used our tongues to clean the plate. We didn't, but boy was it tempting!

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