Updated:
Reasons my co-workers have used to miss work:
1. The Department of Homeland Security wants my fingerprints.
2. I am missing two goats.
3. I need to go home and read the latest Harry Potter novel.
4. I am writing a novel no one will ever read.
5. I've checked myself into the hospital for:
a) dehyrdation
b) in labor
6. There is an injured opossum living in my basement.
I can't make this stuff up! Can't stop giggling about the goats either... that was just this morning. :D
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